If music be the food of love, play on. But don’t forgot to eat actual food, because just listening to music can make you hypoglycaemic, which will make you irritable and inclined to stab your partner in the eye with a fork while waiting for the starters

Joke of the day - I sigh and shake my head...

Occasionally I have difficulty understanding people. We asked a client to send us a copy of his ID - See attached to see what we got...

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